A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of whole fish.

thisminuteandsecond:

#general of my panties forever #oh i’m sorry victus #i can’t hear you 

#my sexuality is throbbing so loud as you speak #let’s never do it by the book 

#it is a dumb book i agree #i suggest we fuck on the table in front of the diplomats

 #THAT’LL SHOW THEM HOW DIPLOMACY WORKS YES GOOD #might piss them off

 #MIGHT BROKER PEACE #WHO CARES LET’S BONE

GOD THESE TAGS

ncwinters:

Here’s a little snippet of something I use to warm up for the day. It’s a random collection of various experimentation and doodlage. Ink and acrylic.

sodamnrelatable:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

via sodamnrelatable

third Reaction: WHAT DID I JUST SAID??!  

vengerturtle:

‘Phase One’ of Marvel Studios Movies To Be Released As 10-Disc Collector’s Set On Blu-ray

The five-year build-up to Marvel’s The Avengers box office-spectacle has favorably concluded “phase one” of the Marvel cinematic universe; with “phase two” well underway. And now a chance to own all six movies as a collector’s set is coming on blu-ray, according to Amazon. The online retailer has listed what’s being called Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled.

The 10-disc, limited edition set includes:

• Marvel’s The Avengers (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray) 
• Captain America: The First Avenger (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray) 
• Thor (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray) 
• Iron Man 2 (Blu-ray) 
• The Incredible Hulk (Blu-ray) 
• Iron Man (Blu-ray) 
• Bonus Disc - “The Phase One Archives” (Blu-ray) 
• Collectible packaging with exclusive memorabilia from the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Seemingly coinciding with the separate release of Marvel’s The Avengers on DVD and Blu-ray, more official details for the 10-Disc Limited Edition Six-Movie Collector’s Set will hit July 15.

mandylasers:

Never again will I watch Sherlock Holmes 2 and The Birdcage in one night

I think I just burst my gut laughing…excuse me, I’ll just clean up some intestines.  

birdstump:

Dinah, by Yildiray Cinar

azorahai:

Alright so here are some better versions of the photos (i hope) 

So pretty much the entire premise of this assignment for me was to create a psuedo relationship between a non-living object and a living human. My main goal was to make people think that this was a sexual or very involved relationship. To make them believe that entirely, and then to snap their reality by the fourth photo.

It’s a commentary on the relationship between human beings and non-living objects.

I had several people ask me why i would ever allow my boyfriend to pose like that with a half naked woman. My reply was always “omg it’s a mannequin’

askthelokis: